Originally wanted to make this look cooler visually, but I honestly lost care in this. I voice-acted in May, but had to wait because of the C5-1 reference. Press green flag to hear the rap battle. Here are the lyrics, so you know who says what: (Blaze) It’s me, your boy, fire-filled Blaze I could easily lock you in a smokey haze What’re you gonna do? Lose me in some cold maze? I could turn the world to ash, not sometimes but always! Oh, the hero team, they bring me lovely fame Though you’re flying too close to the sun, Icarus How pathetic, that’s not even your real name! You hide in the corner, cry in it you must! (Isaac) Ha! I’ll always be cooler than you, boy. Don’t bother roasting me, go back to your heat toys! Youngest child stereotypes got it all wrong, bro. You’re Eon’s least favorite, the entire army knows! Unlike St. Blaise You’ll drown in any lake that you’re thrown into I’d recommend just quitting this fight Or I’ll thermal shock you into two! (Blaze) You’re the one making Pasta mad Following the middle child stereotype Of being ignored by our dad! Besides, my name’s in the dictionary But yours isn’t, seriously! You’re boring me out With a boring name like Isaac Keep your fake name, I don’t want your real one back! (Isaac) Your Fall Fields character arc Was some boring, bloated Blaze-fest! Lucian slept through that whole thing Chapter 4 puts patience to the test! No question why that bread end Took forever to come out! I’m all here for a quick Chapter 5 Without a Blaze to drag us behind! (Blaze) I brought a blaze of glory As I ended Chapter 4’s story I don’t need flames to burn you ‘Cuz you’re just a cowardly noob! (Isaac) “We’re all being manipulated” That’s all you told Lucian? I froze him, showed him, Eon won’t save him! (Blaze) Ha! Lucian disowned us both It was all because of me! But what did he do when you betrayed? Bud, he didn’t even scream. You keep changing your design ‘cuz you’re ugly on the inside! Even as a ghost, I’m awesome, making all ages cry! (Isaac) You joined the heroes to follow my tail You’d never be happy if you didn’t chase me! I’m on-on-on time to rescue my friends Your ex-ex-extra aggressiveness, it leads to bad ends! Maybe I have my fears, but I hid at the right time Absent from the tower, unlike you, I didn’t die! (Blaze) You just beat me and Oe? I beat our pops, EoXeNo! I can dance in perfect sync, with my boy ExOnOe You don’t even have a partner, doesn’t that fill you with woe? (Isaac) You’re always the victim of Braedon’s mistakes A broken me and the boys scene Also, how’d that axe taste? The friends that you dance with attacked you in the face! (Blaze) You gave a goomba a jacket? How sad and pathetically lame! I gave a hero an axe and mask Generous gifts that I handmade! (Isaac) Looks like I’m gonna win a third battle of bros Trio fight, trio fall, the spotlight we both know Went to me, I saved the team From you boys, see what I mean? Blaze: I did pretty well, Isaac. Isaac: Let’s see what our audience thinks of our performance.
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