TLACS - Lines for Episode 39

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This project is for me, @TheFlamesilk_weaving, @MegaLordSans1234, and @rand0mscratchplayer for our lines in an upcoming Leon and Cyrus Show episode. The lines are listed below. Have fun recording! :) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leon: Welcome to The Leon and Cyrus Show. Cyrus: Today is the day! The day we finally do something we promised to do a while ago! Leon: Yup. We’re gonna be doing something we said we would back in Episode 27. Cyrus: We’re gonna build LEGO’s!!! Leon: Building a LEGO set. Singular. One. Uno. A single set. Cyrus: For now. Leon: No. Forever. Hacker: Hey guys! We’re back! Kathy: Hi everyone! I brought us some snacks! Leon: Kathy, your entire stash is just gummy worms. Kathy: They’re colorful, like LEGO’s! Leon: Fair enough. Cyrus: Oh, and before we forget, we have two new special guests today! Leon: Oh yeah. Joining us for the first time ever, we have Thrill- Thrill: Yo. Leon: And D_Ringmaster, but we’re gonna call you D. D: I’m here because Hacker said he would treat me with pizza. Hacker: Hey! It worked! D: I never said it didn’t. Leon: Alright, here it is. Here’s the LEGO set we’re gonna be building today. Cyrus: You didn’t steal that, right? Leon: Of course not. I bought it. With money. That I earned. Like a normal person. Hacker: That was a very specific denial. Leon: Moving on. Kathy: Open it open it open it open it- Thrill: Kathy. Breathe. Kathy: inhales OPEN IT!!! Leon: Fine! Here! Leon dumps the pieces onto the table. Cyrus: That’s a lot of pieces. D: That’s way too many pieces. Hacker: According to the box, this set only has 1,200 pieces. D: That’s 1,200 too many. Leon: Okay, the instructions say we start with Bag 1. Cyrus: I wanna start with Bag 7. Leon: No. Cyrus: But Bag 7 has the cool pieces! Leon: Bag 7 is for the roof. We don’t even have the floor yet. Thrill: Cyrus, that’s like trying to eat dessert before dinner. Cyrus: I do that all the time. Leon: That explains a lot. Kathy: Hey Leon, didn’t you celebrate your birthday not too long ago? Leon: Oh yeah. I did. Hacker: Happy belated birthday. Kathy: Cool! How was it? Leon: Pretty good, actually. Ravin and I went out, Leo threw a party, Cyrus tried to talk about academics- Cyrus: And I succeeded! Leon: No you didn’t. I kicked you out. Cyrus: Same thing. Hacker: Did you get any cool gifts? Leon: Ravin got me another new jacket in case I lose the first one. Then Blossom gave me a piece of a star necklace. Thrill: Nice. D: I didn’t get you anything. Leon: I didn’t expect you to. D: Good. Leon: Okay, Bag 1 is done. Good job everyone. Kathy: Bag 2! Bag 2! Bag 2! Hacker: Kathy, you’re shaking the table. Kathy: I’m excited! Thrill: You’re always excited. Kathy: Thank you! Leon: Cyrus, what are you doing? Cyrus: I’m sorting the pieces by color! Leon: That’s… Actually kinda helpful. Cyrus: And shape! Leon: Even better. Cyrus: And taste! Leon: GET THAT LEGO AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH!!! Cyrus: It looked tasty! D: How are you even alive at this point? Cyrus: Licensed optimists can never die! Leon: Here we go again… Hacker: Okay, we’ve got the base, the walls, and about half of the roof. Kathy: It’s so pretty! Thrill: It actually looks good. D: I’m impressed, and I don’t usually get impressed. Leon: See? This is what happens when we all work together. Cyrus: Yeah! Teamwork makes the dream work! Leon: Cyrus, don’t touch that piece. Cyrus: Why not? Leon: Because it’s holding the entire left side together. Cyrus: Oh. So what happens if I do this? Cyrus pokes the structural piece. Leon: CYRUS NO-!!! The entire left wall collapses, then the roof, then the right wall, then the base cracks in half. Kathy: NOOOOOOO!!! Hacker: Cyrus!!! Thrill: Dude. D: How did I know this would happen? Leon: CYRUS!!! WHY!?!? Cyrus: I didn’t think it would fall apart that fast! Leon: YOU TOUCHED THE ONE PIECE HOLDING EVERYTHING TOGETHER!!! Cyrus: I thought it was decorative! Leon: CYRUS!!! Cyrus: So… Are we gonna rebuild? Leon: No. No rebuilding. No more LEGO’s. No more sets. No more bricks. No more anything!!! Kathy: But I wanted to finish it… Hacker: Same. Thrill: Also same. D: I didn’t, but I’m still annoyed. Leon: Cyrus, what happened to “Teamwork makes the dream work?” Cyrus: I said I was sorry! Leon: You didn’t say anything! Cyrus: I was thinking about saying it! Leon: GET OUT!!!