ARROW KEYS or WASD to move SPACE to continue/talk COMPLIMENTS give you happiness points INSULTS remove happiness points USELESS CONVERSATION may occur DON'T die of sadness DO get to the end with [INSERT NUMBER] points
Inspiration: Rock Simulator (I've never actually played it or seen anything about it, I just heard about it) PLEASE READ THIS!!! There is a chance that the game goes all laggy when talking to an NPC in a certain room. If you can, try to talk to another NPC. That should stop it. If the game is simply running too slow, I'm sorry, but you might have to restart the game.