The Historical Registry Of Colombia has Found something Special. Deep In the President Chamber In The IMC, they were finishing up renovations, when they discovered something while replacing drywall. They Found A Document, Which is Translated from spanish: Under Great Conquest, Ruler Ewern Sancho Has Conquered Venenzula. This has Exterminated their Religion, Spaniá, and also given Colombia a Great advantage over the oil industry. The Ruler has been imprisoned, and has agreed to a full surrender. What has long been a corrupt government has now been turned into a Colombian Extension. These oil fields will be covered with our extensive Phalanx Groups to protect it. Alas, We have also discovered a disturbing truth. Earth's climate is rapidly warming. We have had it stabilized for many years, but it has became to much with the newly discovered ICE Engines. We are not able to do anything about it. Adiós, Assistant To Ruler, Westyu Baúj. What Historians long thought to be a Peaceful territory transfer was in reality a bloody battle. Thats all for this edition of Things Historians got wrong.
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