Double new and improved
the warden is my Fave mob in minecraft and this is my fave mob rap Sshhh Quiet please, this is a library And I'd like some peace to read mindfully So mind your P's and Q's Else you might receive abuse When you let the wildest creature loose See the blind leading you Leave you slightly confused Eardrums sliced, cleaved in two Because my speakers blew Due to highly frequent use It's a nice evening to Feel your life leaving you You can try screaming futilely I'd deem it foolhardy I'll be here driving you doolally R.I.P Cursed and blessed with sensitive hearing You can never guess what it ends up revealing Goodness, yes, ever so queer things Shudders and tremors and intimate feelings Underhand, sinister, secretive dealings Hidden amid all the weeping and wailing Ears are piercing merely from squealing Shrieking, screaming, bringing in ceilings Sshhh, quiet please Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush Shush your mouth, don't make a sound Whoops! You already have And the Warden's been awakened now Tut, tut, tut, tut You just dug your own grave and fell Down into a world of pain, all you can do is pray for blonk Darkness, closing in on all sides I'd guess you're in for a wild ride Chance is whether you live or die You won't return and it's obvious why Silence! Can't you read the sign? Are you stupid? Only I can vibe with the music I'm not abusive I'm a recluse with hyperacusis Trying to unwind and I find you obtrusive So now you find out how tiny my fuse is Once you kids die then I'll find other uses for you 'Cause it's kind of amusing Better stay quieter than ASMR Or you may find why I'm a pain in the blonk I shout this straight from the heart My ribcage is a stage that emits soundwaves in the dark Like a flame from a spark Creatin' a riot so loud that'll break you apart Try not to raise the alarm if your aim's to evade any harm Stay bloody calm Maybe you can, maybe you can't Maybe you'll try running straight to your mom Go crazily hard when I blaze with the bars Ay, kill a Blaze, get a bar They say by this stage I'm basically blasé Baby, but I say you're late to the party Oh, hey! There you are, mate Let's get straight to the part where I make you expire In the deep dark, it's like a meat market Believe me, it's not for the weak heartened You might be somebody's dearly departed When I leave your entire life restarted Darkness closing in on all sides I'd guess you're in for a wild ride (Aye, aye, aye) Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush Shush your mouth, don't make a sound Whoops! You already have And the Warden's been awakened now Tut, tut, tut, tut You just dug your own grave and fell Down into a world of pain, all you can do is pray for blonk Darkness, closing in on all sides I'd guess you're in for a wild ride Chance is whether you live or die You won't return and it's obvious why You have the right to remain silent And I have the right to remain violent You have the right to remain silent And I have the right to remain violent
