Uhhhhh (Its spelled PoMni because of scratch censors) Press D or Right arrow to speed up a LOT until you let go (Good for fast-forward), but letting go resets you to normal speed, if the speed before was faster then normal. Press W to make it 1% faster Press S to make it 1% slower Press Up Arrow to make it 10% faster Press Down Arrow to make it 10% slower Press Space to return it to normal speed Click to Pause, again to unpause
Song by SMØR --- Lyrics --- (WIP) [SMØR] Log in to VR [Ahem] Where am I?! [Caine] You're PoMni,- [SMØR] NOOOOOO!!!!!! [Caine] -welcome home. [SMØR] No... I can't take this headset off, get me out of the Digital Circus!!!! Yes [Ahem]. My shoes now turn clown shoes, this is not what I choose (pronounced like shoes)! Where is the exit, where is the door?!?! Now I am, digital, it feels like I am in a bathroom stall Maybe true, wait- WHO ARE YOU!?! [Caine] I am good!!! [SMØR] (Gasp) [Caine] I am GOD!!! [SMØR] Digital food, not in the mood, I do not even have my favorite shoe! Floor says Freddy, is Caine gonna get me, the door is jammed, wait, I'm mad! [Computer] When you hear the rhythm, start to move. [Caine] Hello neighbor, welcome home! I do not like the smell of your cologne, you're a very handsome looking man, but you will not foil with my plan. Collect the pages, collect my circus, bite my bytes, spend Five Nights at Freddy's, you Dum-Dum, cannot run from my conundrum, play my big drum don't know where it come from like- Bum biddy biddy bum bum, bum biddy biddy biddy bum, bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum, bum biddy biddy biddy bum!!! [SMØR] Caine is going in my head, one fart, and im dead, I'm not PoMni, I'm very angry! Kaufmo the clown gonna jumpscare me! [Big Dylan] Biiiiiiig Dylan, [SMØR] [inhales deeply] [Big Dylan]Big Dylan my big fat Dylan my big big Dylan my big fat Dylan big belly my big fat belly my big big belly my big fat belly. [Caine] I am Caine, and I am an a[#$%@]le, Big Dylan is handsome, but he's not in control, he's gonna- he's gonna make the whole circus break! [Jax (I think)] Dylan big belly Dylan jumpscare me, Dylan chasing me, Dylan scary... [PoMni] Caine! [Caine] What?! [PoMni] Who's big Dylan?! [Caine] I don't know. [PoMni] And why does he look like that?! [Caine] I don't know. [PoMni] And why does he keep slapping his belly!? [Caine] WHAAT?! I don't know. [PoMni] What the [#$&%]?!?! [Caine] Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR] [Caine] [SMØR]
