1: What are your essas names? A: Atlas, Zephyr, Basil, Larry, Bug, Raptor, Roy, unnamed pigeon 2: Do you have any nicknames for your essa? A: @MixedBerries007 calls Bug "Bug-Bug" 3: What are the personalities of your essas? A: Atlas is alternative boi (shes just a teenage dirtbag, yall), Zephyr is the one who adds just a little bit too much caramel (iykyk), Larry is... special, Raptor is THE dino boi, Bug and Basil are the nature/hippie dudes, Roy is kinda gay lol, unnamed pigeon is a gangsta 4: What are your essas pronouns? A: Mainly all she/hers (Atlas, Basil, Zephyr) or he/hims (Larry, Raptor, Bug, unnamed pigeon, Roy) 5: What is your essas sexuality/romantic orientation? A: Atlas is aroace, Zephyr is pan, Raptor and Bug are together (THEY LOVE OTHER >:), the rest of them are straight 6: What is your essas species? A: Mostly all dogs (besides Larry (snake), Roy (a worm on string), and unnamed pigeon) 7: What brands are your essas? A: Mostly Douglas (broskis I think im a Douglasdogaholic :') 8: How long have you had your essa? A: I got Zephyr (first ESSA) in like, mid-2024-ish and been in the community since 9: What does your essa help you with? A: mainly my bee/wasp phobia (sometimes the thought of bees chills me), hair pulling, really bad s*x repulsion, sleep troubles and I use them as confidence boosters sometimes 10: What is your favorite thing to do with your essa? A: make em do tricks, feeding is fun but takes like 10 minutes to clean up, and brushing 11: Do you have a routine with your essa? A: no 12: Would you like to have any more essas? A: YESS 13: Why is your essa special to you? A: They just be my CHILDREN 14: Did you ever have an essa before you knew what it was? A: no 15: Do you consider you and your essa to be friends, partners, or any other label? A: We're partners... IN CRIME HEHEHEH 16: How do you bond with them? A: gearing them up n brushing 17: What is a fun fact about your essa? A: Atlas is the most customized (has temporary heterochromia and one ear string cut) 18: Are you POSIC+ (perception of object sentience, individuality, and consciousness)? If so, does it affect your relationship with your essa? A: idk 19: How bonded are you and your essas? A: mostly 6/10 or higher 20: Do you think you'll continue to have an essa as you get older? A: yes Q21: How often do you think about your essa when you aren't interacting with them? A: a lot 22: Did you buy your essa with the specific purpose of it being an essa? A: yuh 23: Are there any songs you associate with your essa? A: shake it to the max for Atlas (she loves to shake it to the max) 24: Are there any colors or aesthetics you relate to your essa? A: yes, Atlas is neons and black, Zepyr is medium blue, Ducky is light blue and yellow, Raptor is dino/red/black 25: Who are your favorite essa creators? A: Sorbet Essa, Painted Paws, Alpens Essas and The Purring Crafter 26: Are you also a therian? A: no 27: Were there any misconceptions you believed about essas? A: no 28: Does anybody in real life know you have an essa? A: yes 29: How did you find out about the essa community? A: yt shorts call me a yt shorts kid all you want, they're peak and better than tiktok 30: Do you speak to your essa? A: yes 31: What is your favorite place that you've taken your essa? A: school is all I've taken them to :') 32: Where would you like to take your essa? A: a river/creek, the beach, more public outings 33: What would you do if you lost your essa? A: cry 34: How do you feel about others petting/touching your essa? A: GET YO CRUSTY CHEEOH FANGERS OFF MAH DAWG 35: What would you do if you met another essa owner in real life? A: be socially awkward 36: Has anybody ever bothered or made fun of you for having an essa? A: yuh (idc though) 37: Have you ever been complimented for your essa? A: Yea 38: If you could talk to your essa, what do you think it would say? A: "WHY DO YOU FLIP ME AROUND BROSKI" 39: What experiences have you had with them? A: a few bad ones, some good 40: Are there any essa related projects on or off scratch you are making or want to make? A: not really 41: What is some gear you would like to have? A: MORE HARNESSES AND COLLARS N BLINGG 42: Have you made your own gear before? A: yes 43: Have you ever made or wanted to make your own plushies? A: eh 44: What is your favorite plushie brand? A: DOUGLAS 45: If you could have any plush you wanted, what would you get? A: DIXIE SHELTIE 46: Are there any stuffed animal brands you do not recommend? A: claw machine stuffed animals 47: Besides your own, who are your favorite essas? A: The Purring Crafters Aussie Shepherd named Tassie 48: What do you wish would change about the essa community? A: NO MORE ESSA HEAT OR "REACTIVE" ESSAS 49: What advice would you give someone that just joined the community? A: dont be scared broski 50: Final question that really isn't a question: take this time to gush about your essas. A: ATLAS IS MY BABY
(I just tweaked the setup a tad cuz my description was "too long") (edit: I had to delete the top part of the og thing) (edit #2: had to delete the "q" from all the questions)