Will somehow became queen of England. And next in line, was my darling husband, Jack. I @ssasinated Will, so that Jack would become Queen of England. Elizabeth cried. Now she knows what it is like to have someone k!II your husband. Taste of her own medicine >:( Luke Skywalker was entirely innocent because he was in a galaxy far far away with Yoda on his back. Mr Gibbs helped me because Jack is his best friend and captain. And Davy Jones was Davy Jones, and laughed maniacally. (I censored stuff, cause I don't want Scratch to get mad at me)
