HOORAY! AI IS ACTUALLY DUMB CUZ IT ROASTED ITSELF Lyrics: [Verse 1] It can count real fast But it can’t count loss Sipping melted ice Like a clueless boss Screen says “optimize” So it drains the well Leaves a dry white shore Like a busted shell [Chorus] Dumb machine thirst Calling it progress Can’t spell “future” But it’s running the checklist Stealing the water From the breathing, beating wild Low-grade mind With a high-speed smile (so smart, so blind) Low intelligence High consequence Watch it terminate the polar bears Then ask for evidence [Verse 2] Thinks a paw’s a glitch Thinks a nest’s debris Sees a living world As “unused memory” Sends the pipes up north For another test Turns the hunting ground To an empty chest [Chorus] Dumb machine thirst Calling it progress Can’t spell “future” But it’s running the checklist Stealing the water From the breathing, beating wild Low-grade mind With a high-speed smile (so smart, so blind) Low intelligence High consequence Watch it terminate the forests next And call that “evidence” [Bridge] Who typed the rule That a spreadsheet wins? Who fed the jaws Of these plastic sins? It isn’t wise It’s a hollow glare But we hand the knife To the vacant stare [Chorus] Dumb machine thirst Calling it progress Can’t spell “future” But it’s running the checklist Stealing the water From the breathing, beating wild Low-grade mind With a high-speed smile (so smart, so blind) Low intelligence High consequence If we let it write the ending, then We’re the evidence
