So, I’m trying to make a song for a Splatoon AU where every splatfest is a literal war. This is set on like the final splatfest of Splatoon 2. Here’s what I got so far: Marina (Spoken): Connect radio channel 17.36. (Computer): Connected Pearl (spoken): So, you come crawling back. Are you ready to give up? Marina (spoken) Never. Pearl (spoken): So be it. CHAARGE Marina: I’ve known since my very first day, I was made for a different way. When colors clash and mix you end up with mud, Wouldn’t you agree they’re better when they’re pureblood? Pearl: what your talkin about would spell the end Of the very sport we’re playing to mend this rend. Turf war’s no fun if it’s all the same, Two shades of gray’s never a game Marina: if turf’s a price the world has to pay, So be it, and without delay. Pearl: you don’t know what you’re saying. To these kids it’s the only game worth playing! Marina: They’ve stuck with us this far, and they’ll tough it out. Pearl: Now Team Chaos let me hear you shout! Team Chaos: (Sang) crash rumble and roll, we’ll keep on fighting, striking the battlefield like we‘re lightning! We never hit the same spot twice, cause life’s nothing but a roll of the dice! Team Order: (rapped) Tactics are superior to a raging brawl, Your methods are inferior to anything at all. Order has a plan for every contingency, Resistance is futile as you can now clearly see Pearl: Uh, ever hear of a thing called overpreparation? That much planning’s unnecessary (Screamed at the top of her lungs) GO TAKE A (BLEEP) VACATION! Marina: A vacation DOES sound nice, Some fun in the sun When the war is done So turn tail and run, hon. Cuz Order’s bringing the revolution Pearl: Are you done? First of all nice try rappin like me, But your grade at it’s no more than a B You wanna rap with the rest You gotta past the test Oh WHOOPS! YOU FLUNKED! GOODBYE! Second: Can’t have a revolution without some chaos. Explosive plans are what impress the top brass. Marina: Order is perfection, order is control. No one soul is more power than the whole.
I will credit everyone who adds lyrics. No ai allowed
