the slow and menacing transfer of more soup from my brain to yours 1. spine tingling encounter 2. slightly-better-but-still-terrible photo of Greasefire: Alpha Release. i had to make this lame cardboard version of her face for last year's halloween candy distributing festivities because i couldn't forge a 3D mask fast enough. her arms are supposed to have stripes too but time was of the essence 3. she has glowy road reflector pupils 4-6. sneak peek of 3d greasefire and her springy ears. she doesn't have any mouth details yet. or paint. or sewing. or ear covers. she'll get there eventually though! her eyes are two halves of a fifty cent christmas ornament with road reflectors glued inside them 7. this guy again. his official name is eddie the exorcist 8. decided that the big pointy things on top of michard's head are, in fact, actual kitty cat ears. this will allow me to bend his head into some fun new shapes. it also solves the big mystery of "where on earth are his ears that he allegedly hears things with" 9. the wing & son five pedal upright is an amazing creature. here's one that has known nothing of mercy for the past 50 years 10. thing that is probably only a little bit funny to anyone else who shares my overabundance of piano tech-knowledge-y 11. a fun and easy new way to look insane anywhere 12. horse. also tom waits as a cat 13-14. the @shalebridge Froggening ! ! ! 15. freinds 16-17. i think this counts as art. LOOK AT FESTER ! LOOK AT WHAT HE DID THIS TIME ! ! ! ! he stood 4ft tall and stunk like rotting meat for three days straight. i had to lock him in the chamber of stench and intermittently visit him with a gas mask 18. it would be a crime not to immortalize fester's greatest achievement in a frame. i had to slap together a flimsy press using two giant pieces of cardboard and a pair of 15lb weights, which Did work but it wasn't totally ideal (fester juice seeped through the cardboard and wrecked the finish on my piano bench). this winter i plan to build a giant wooden press that i can use for preserving similarly huge inflorescences in the future. 19. was eavesdropping on my brother and my niece one day 20. radiator gink, the fourth stooge 21. FOUR NEW OG CAST MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 EPISODES WOOOOOO 22. a concept 23. funkle fester, destroyer of bench 24. got a third niece recently 25. helpful saxophone advice from lou. fun fact: this is actual advice that i have been told in real life by a woodwind professional 26. thought it would be funny to change the spelling of fuzzbo's name to better suit my french-canadian-side-of-the-family relatives who live in massachusetts 27. fuzzbeau doodle 28. "The Worst Time I've Had In A Long Time" 29. i don't know what's going on with michard's head anymore but it sure is fun to draw 30. 2026 art fight attack for my eldest niece MollyyStrawberry ! michard, peterson, (my characters) and disco john (her character) have joined forces to enlighten ellis (another one of her characters) with the latest and greatest supernatural music 31. RED HORSE ! RED HORSE ! 32. the egg descends from cube mountain for a cool fistbump 33. klaus wunderlich you are in the way of beloved household smellebrity matt smelliott slow and menacing brain-to-brain soup transfer music: horizon, by jon & vangelis