So, it was a normal day, right? Lunchtime. I wanted a bagel for lunch, but I couldn't seem to find the toaster. I was walking around, asking the others if they'd seen it, and I got so many 'no, I haven't,' replies. It was giving me a headache, and I was hungry, so I just decided 'oh well, I'll make myself a sandwich.' So, fast forward, I got to the pantry, took out some bread, and I noticed the bagels were missing. I shrugged it off, figuring another kid had just taken them, and went to the kitchen to make myself a meal. AND THERE WAS STAR. STANDING AT THE COUNTER. SPREADING CREAM CHEESE OVER AN ALREADY *TOASTED* BAGEL. I just stood there, dumbfounded. The toaster was nowhere to be seen. She just turned back, offered me the bagel, grabbed her bags, and walked out of the house. A perfectly toasted bagel when no toaster was in sight. EXCEPT FOR STAR.
Yeah, that's my evidence. Star is a toaster, alright. I am ninety five percent sure of that.
