JUST FOR FUNNIES Lyrics: [Intro] Yeah Coal She was just a big coal dog Till the ground cracked open [Verse 1] Coal was a pup made of coal and soot Little stub tail, tongue out, always tracking a stick She would nap in the quarry, dust all over her paws Big bark, big bite, biggest heart, big claws Then the earth coughed up that torrent of drip Thick black ooze on her nose, little curious lick Veins turned cold, eyes went wide in a flash Coal howled once, then the sky went black [Chorus] Coal, Coal, the coal dog Used to chase people, now she breaks stone Black ichor in her bloodstream Big teeth, slow speed, big shadow Coal, Coal, the coal dog Hear that growl, better get gone She was my friend Now she's coming on strong [Verse 2] Se got jagged spine, turned spikes Boulders for shoulders, claws like pikes Every step leaves cracks in the clay Tail whipping like a chain, keep away Used to chase people, now she hunts on the ridge Four legs fast like a slide off a bridge You blink once then she's breathing your air Coal in your face, pups don't stare [Chorus] Coal, Coal, the coal dog Used to chase people, now she breaks stone Black ichor in her bloodstream Big teeth, slow speed, big shadow Coal, Coal, the coal dog Hear that growl, better get gone She was my friend Now she's coming on strong [Bridge] Run big runner, can you hear those claws? Scratch, scratch, scratch on the canyon walls I call her name but the monster answers Coal's gone, I'm the avalanche person Heart made of shale, soul full of tar She's a nightmare sprinting at a falling star But I still see that pup in the dust So I stand my ground, scream out trust [Chorus] Coal, Coal, the coal dog Used to chase people, now she breaks stone Black ichor in her bloodstream Big teeth, slow speed, big shadow Coal, Coal, the coal dog Hear that growl, better get gone She was my friend Now she's coming on strong
Qwel is gonna kill me Coal isn't ok