lyrics Dark one, dark one, Oh dark one twenty, two! I'm half crazy all for the love of you We won't have a stylish marriage I can't afford the air-age But you sound sweet I'm voice act-ing For any show made by you (Here is Razzle's latest conflict with his room mate) Jade please, Jade please, Oh Miko is driving me nuts From private down to secret She knows all my inner thoughts She's done such a lot of talkin' My thoughts are completely done in Now, I'm afraid just to e-ven think For heaven's sake, hurry up Jade please, Jade please, get right ov-er here, do! I'm half crazy waiting for news from you You know I can't drive a carriage For the runaway life style share-age If you don't get here oh please it's sheer And stupid luck that too
a parody of Daisy Daisy, which is itself a parody of Daisy Bell. I chose this because (surprise surprise) I'm a programmer who's really into that, and Daisy Bell was the first song sung by a computer. (plus it's a love song) nothing SotP related mentioned is canon