WARNING: this project may be frightening. Viewer discretion is advised. (Chris Pratt jumpscare) THIS MAN FINDS A WAY INTO ALMOST EVERY MAIN INTEREST I HAVE, I KID YOU NOT. Jurassic World? Pratt. Garfield? Also Pratt. GOTG? More Pratt. It’s a me, Mario! Nope, it’s Pratt. Not even LEGO is safe. From Pratt. I theorize that Chris Pratt is connected to every fictional universe, somehow… in some way… Chris Pratt as Mario > Jack Black as Bowser > Jack Black as Minecraft Steve This means Pratt is connected to Chicken Jockey. I bet you there’s a connection between Pratt and your favorite character. I’m telling you, this is real. Or maybe. He IS a universe. The Chris-Verse. Maybe everyone is secretly Pratt. All of this crazy talk to say: I can’t escape him, he’s everywhere. I said this already- but he showed up in the Super Bowl and I screamed STARLORD!!! at the TV and my family thinks I’m insane,, I am. If I had a nickel for every time the song Mr. Blue Sky played in a movie with him playing the main character, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s strange it happened twice!
Take a wild guess who gets credited here. Daft punk for the music Credits to all the studios for characters shown cause uh yeah I’m forgetful and don’t wanna look it up rn. This is all a big joke btw
