New Arthurian poem! Well... it won't be new next week. ANYWAY READ IT! Image off Google.
Seven knights drew up close, ''Yield forth,'' they shouted, ''For we are the knights of the roast!'' Then came a damsel riding up on horseback and said: ''I don't mean to boast,'' ''But my husband has slain all who pass his way,'' ''Then let us defeat him and when we have won we will- drink a toast,'' ''But alas you shall fail,'' ''And your life will prevail from loath,'' ''So let it be for we are the knights of the roast!''