1. I am small, but that makes getting into nooks and crannies easier. 2. I'm fast 3. I'm poggers and goated 4. I can fight better than her 5. I have nothing better to do 6. I need to do something manly to look like a father figure to chester(i NEED to legally adopt him sometime) 7. It would be easier for me not go insane 8. I have good mental health and problem-solving skills 9. I'm good at finding things and eavedropping if I need to