Creds to LD for da hundred questions yo Music: The Raspberries - Go All The Way Q1: Ah, whoever you are, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable journey! A1: Am I prepared? Possibly so! Q2: How is your happiness on a scale from 1-100 today? A2: 95! Q3: How is your happiness on a scale from 1-100 for the week? A3: 60! Q4: Wouldn't you like to fly on my beautiful balloon? A4: Hot air balloons seem a bit terrifying (what if something pops it??) Q5: If you wanted to fly somewhere for free just once, what would be your only option? A5: Japan Q6: What bird do you relate to the most? A6: Great Blue Heron Q7: What plane do you relate to the most? (skip if you don't know any) A7: Uhh idk models but maybe one of the Wright Brother’s failed models lol Q8: Guess what my airline is called if you don't know already. A8: Super cool airline Q9: You cannot answer this question. A9: Or can I? Q10: People ask in their 100 questions about series I don't really watch, so what overrated shows do you hate? A10: I’m not a fan of helluva/hazbin, South Park, family guy don’t cancel me I still vibe with people who like those Q11: If you had an airline of your own, what would you name it? A11: maybe something corny like StarStream Q12: Finish this sentence: No soap _____ A12: Bubbles..? Q13: This is a free question. Ask yourself whatever you want. A13: Who you gonna call? YOUR MOM! Q14: What do others describe you as? (USE LEETSPEAK ONLY) A14: what’s leetspeak Q15: Amazing fact: this number relates to an episode of Arthur. A15: every day when you’re walking down the street Q16: Another amazing fact: At the time of this writing, this number is how old I am. A16: I was the same just a few months ago Q17: Finish the sentence: 16, going on ____ A17: 17? Q18: Do you know about a little orange-brown mouse who lives in Germany and has friends with a duck and a tiny elephant? A18: hmmmm don’t think so Q19: Feel free to put all the thoughts of how you think of your gender identity in the answer below. A19: Cisgender female but I’m not a big fan of traditional female gender roles. I like to dress masc or androgynous Q20: Boeing is to Airbus as to Amtrak is to what? A20: Uhhhh aero plane go zoooom Q21: What's 9 plus 10? (RIGHT ANSWERS ONLY) A21: TWENTYONE Q22: Spell Icup. A22: Not falling for that again Q23: Add "lettuce" at the beginning then spell CUP out. A23: no way! I hate lettuce anyway Q24: Guess where I live. A24: Uhhhh inside of a building! Q25: 25, 25, 25 days in a month A25: Hmmm ok! Sounds legit! Q26: Do you have any favorite vehicle manufacturers? A26: I like Volkswagen and Toyota and stuff Q27: How many times have you hated your voice? A27: Quite a lot Q28: Which city is hosting the Summer Olympics in the year of the 21st century corresponding to this number? A28: I would look it up but I don’t wanna cheat Q29: Describe what Roblox is (USE BRAINROT TERMS ONLY TO PRETEND THAT YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO NOT KNOW) A29: skibidi tralalero steal the brainrot W SPEED Q30: Fun fact: the Embraer EMB-120 holds 30 passengers. A30: Cool! Q31: Spell Baldi! A31: uhh B-a-l-d-i? (Hears ruler slapping in the distance) Q32: Can I have Chezburger Plz? A32: No it’s mine Q33: DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN ???? A33: SURE! :D Q34: Do you absolutely hate the rule that corresponds to this number? (POSITIVE ANSWERS ONLY) A34: the (quack) you mean positive answers only HELLL TO THE NAW! Q35: What's one thing you wish you were in an alternate universe? A35: Star-Lord Q36: What is your favorite way to stim (if you do)? A36: Repeat phrases and songs, move my arms, walk on my toes Q37: Have your parents ever shouted at you? If so, do you hate it? A37: Yes and Yes Q38: Would you? Could you? On a plane? A38: Would you? Could you? On a Train? Q39: How many did the circle bury? A39: No clue Q40: Do you hate the smell of poop in the morning? A40: :( Q42: What is the meaning of life? A42: (Grabs microphone) Taco hamburger Q43: Do you know what a blackboard is? A43: No Q44: Finish this sentence: Attention parents and grandparents of young children, ____________________________ A44: They’re eating me alive, please come retrieve your spawn. Now. Q45: Have you heard about the impostor? A45: AMOGUS!! Q46: The impostor is sus. A46. I saw red vent Q47: Q41 doesn't exist because it's the second unfunny number. How do you feel about that? A47: I didn’t know that was a funny number, am I unc? Q48: At what age did you start drawing? A48: Goo goo ga ga Q49: What is your other favorite number? A49: idk. 68 is getting no love Q50: Are you being audited? And do you owe the IRS 10000 dollars or more in back taxes? A50 No I’ve been on the run for years they’ll never find me
Q51: Do you absolutely remember the age at which you finished potty training? A51: no lmao?? Q52: Is the Fitnessgram Pacer Test truly a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues? A52: Perhaps so. Is it confirmed that a lap is completed when you hear this sound? (Sound effect) Q53: What did you see yourself as 5 years in the past? A53: Let’s see- I was 12 and wanted to be a Fursuit maker and cartoonist. Q54: CAN YOU MOVE IT LIKE THIS? A54: No I’m not king Julien Q55: You want fun? A55: Fun fun fun fun fun fun fun Q56: What're you gonna do when you get out of jail? A56: Commit more crimes and commit more gay Q62: Ask anything about why the last 5 questions are completely blank. A62: Were ya struggling to come up with something new? (Been there) Q63: WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Who are you??? :D A63: Kazoo solo Q64: Finish this sentence: I'MA FIRIN' MY _____ (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY) A64: GASOLINE Q65: What is your dream thing to hunt at 3 AM? A65: Spaghetti Q66: Finish this line: Get your kicks on __ A66: Kick it out! Kick it out!! Kick out your motor and drive while you’re still alive, kick it out! (Idk gang) Q68: Do you hope BRAINROT will die out? A68: Yes gen alpha is low-key doomed (imagine a future president being nostalgic for tung tung tun-) Q69: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE MY ROCKET 69???? A69: what does that even mean yo Q70: Not 69, not 71, 70. Cleopatra out. A70: ok Cleo whatever you say gurl Q71: Have you ever, farted, a little too hard...and poopoo comes out of your boot- A71: these questions are getting a bit too personal Q72: What year do you wish to live in for a day? ONE DAY ONLY? Give a reason why. A72: Idk 1987 cause the eighties are fricking awesome Q73: If your iPhone was broken, would you take it to the Apple Store only to get turned down and be forced to pay 200 dollars or more? A73: no I would take it to Rocket raccoon Q74: If you had a random jingle like the ones prior referenced, what would it be? A74: idk Q75: What is your favorite INSTRUMENTAL song (if you have any)? A75: Veridis Quo by Daft Punk Q76: Is ICE evil? A76: ICE out. Q77: Please propose a reason why the furry fandom started out with dirty people. A77: people are weird :( Q78: Create a random school-type question ending in the word "Explain" on its own after the last sentence. A78: You’re stuck in space with low oxygen and either have to board the Milano with the guardians, an Arwing piloted by one of the Star Fox crew, or the aliens from E.T. Who do you choose? Explain. Q79: Have you ever realized the fact that your government really takes a hold of you once you're in middle school, since there's no more play since play is something they deem general? A79: yeah and it’s depressing. Q80: What is your favorite Olympic mascot (if you have one)? A80: the new Winter Olympics mascots Q81: Where's the sun? Can you tell me where the sun is? Where is the sun? WHERE IS IT??? A81: Oops, I eated it Q82: If you could fly, would you see the world through seabird eyes? A82: Yes and I would be a seagull and steal peoples food Q83: WAS THAT THE BITE OF '83? A83: marketable pliers! Q84: Is Roblox 2026's 1984? A84: no Q85: What was the second animal or thingy you were proposing to use for your sona (if you have one)? A85: An aardvark, dragon of fox most likely Q86: YOUR GRANDMA'S NEW WASHING MACHINE IS EXTREMELY CHEAP! A86: NOOO GRANDMA I WANT HER TO HAVE A GOOD QUALITY WASHING MACHINE Q87: What do you say whenever you hit someone? A87: BONK Q88: Hello. How are you? I'm fine, I don't know. WOW!!!! A88: Is bro talking to himself (insert speed trying not to laugh) Q89: Did you know that the Grinch tried to answer a kid who said the unfunny number with this question's number? A89: EIGHT NINE <———> Q90: Do you know what a check is? A90: Someone writes the amount, cash it in at the bank! Q91: Do you know what a CD is? If so, how long has it been since you listened to one? A91: HECK YEAH! COMPACT DISC! I’m starting to collect them. And I listened just a few hours ago to the GOTG soundtrack. (Shocker, I know.) Q92: If you had a cool 2000s username, what would it be? A92: not too familiar with 2000s users but maybe T0P1_RAWR Q93: If your entire self was a gender or sexuality, what would it be called? A93: Tomboy masc who like strong women?? Q94: Just try those co-CO-nuts, Those walnuts and doughnuts, There ain't many nuts like they. A94: aw, coconuts! Q95: Finish this sentence: Everyone looks like a _______, __________ are bigger than the _____________, oh yeah! A95: I totally understand this! Q96: Ask me if I'm a truck! A96: You a truck bro? Q97: NO!!!!! A97: GEEZ SORRY! Are you a plane bro? Q98: Start survey? A98: nah Q99: Can you point your fingers and do the twist? A99: possibly Q100: Ten-ten and doin' it to it like Pruitt Used 'ta do it to it We gone! 'Bye-'bye! A100: Adios Amigos!
