Fight scratch sprites! Aim your laser pointer with the mouse, and if enemies are dealing damage, attack at close range with the mouse button. Dodge attacks by moving up or down with the W and S keys! Pull crates or low-health enemies closer with your Sticky Hand (F key) Handy Hints: - If the game lags a lot, you might need to refresh or click the flag a few times. - If you aim the laser at the edge of an enemy, part of the beam passes them and you can hit two at once! - The first level is the easiest, and the third is the hardest. - Arrows do a lot of damage, so burn them out of the air! (Or dodge them if you're attacking something else.) - If there are a lot of enemies nearby and you have a pulse grenade, press "B" to throw it directly below you. - The overcharge is best used when there are a lot of enemies in a roughly straight line or close to you. - Normal grenades work best against large, close groups. You can use the sticky hand to grab multiple enemies, then toss a grenade at them! - Pulse grenades will slow down enemies they push, so you can pick them off more easily. - If a health crate is off to the side of the screen and your health is high, don't shoot it until your health is lower. - Seeing a nuke is rare. Seeing a random rock, however, is 1 in 10 thousand and definitely comment-worthy. LORE: (Because I thought this silliness would benefit from lore) The year is 2027. The world is controlled by Disney, Amazon, Google, Facebook, and OpenAI. Disney is doing its own thing, and Amazon and OpenAI are collaborating, but Google and Facebook are at war to own every social media company. As Scratch Cat is walking in the park one day, a malfunctioning drone mistakes him for a doormat and nearly drops a brand-new, 5,000-watt, $2000 laser pointer on his head. He picks it up, then notices that the underpaid soldiers heading to the Google/Facebook war are approaching a school zone. He decides to do something about this and aims his laser pointer at the soldiers to annoy them. At first they pay him no mind, but then the laser interferes with drone location systems and they begins dropping supply crates near him. Some of the soldiers are commanded to put a stop to Scratch Cat's antics. And now, the end of Scratch Cat's story belongs to you, whose skill will determine how much of the war Scratch Cat can divert from the school. Then you go to the middle of nowhere and space for some reason. Yes, 5,000 watts is 1 million times the wattage to be legally considered a laser pointer. I do not care. #game
