They're not really random, because I still decided what all the questions would be and in what order they would appear. You may now yell "nobody cares, nerd!" at the computer screen. Q1: If you could only listen to ONE album for the rest of your life, which one would it be? A1: Piper At The Gates Of Dawn by Pink Floyd Q2: Which letter would you remove from the English alphabet first? A2: Q Q3: What is your favorite holiday? A3: Flag Day Q4: What is your favorite episode of The Amazing Digital Circus? If you haven't watched that, then what's your favorite episode of any TV show? A4: idk I don't really watch a lot of TV shows maybe Stranger Things idk i like it. S4E9 is my favorite of them all Q5: Would you rather have the power to turn invisible on command (clothes also turn invisible and other stuff necessary to make it not useless), or have the power to alter people's memories at will? What horrible things will you do with your power? A5: alter people's memories. at least then you won't remember what I just did >:) Q6: Thoughts on the music genre "singer-songwriter?" A6: it's alright, not a big fan tho Q7: Favorite pick-up line? A7: Did you know it's canon that Achilles in Greek mythology is gay? Q8: Favorite blood type and why? If you don't have a favorite blood type, either you don't know much about blood types, or you're normal, and you need to leave. A8: O, don't ask Q9: Favorite book trilogy? If you answer Lord of The Rings, you're normal, get out. A9: The Ender's Game series Q10: If over the past 2 questions you were called normal, how does it feel to be normal-shamed? A10: I wasn't B) Q11: The gods have decided they're going to relocate you to a deserted island (with no means of contact to the outside world). You are allowed to bring nothing but 3 people of your choice and one item (the item cannot be utilized to escape the island or contact people outside of the island.) Who and what do you bring? A11: I bring 3 Elon Musk clones and a spike bat Q12: The gods have cursed the island to be incapable of growing food, and if you assumed there would be wildlife on the island, all the wildlife is gone now. In what order do you eat the people you brought to the island? A12: They're all Elon Musk. I'd be glad to consume clones of Elon Musk Q13: Infuriated with what the gods just made you do, you declare war against them. What weapon(s) do you bring to the battlefield? A13: My spike bat, now magically infused with the indomitable human spirit Q14: You lose the battle, and the gods mercifully give you 24 hours to live back on Earth before your soul will be thrown out of existence, rendering you dead and permanently unconscious. What do you spend your 24 hours doing? There is no way to end or extend your sentence, don't bother. A14: steal the entire US Treasury and gamble it all in Las Vegas Q15: What's your favorite color? A15: Maroon Q16: Did I ask that in the last Q&A project? I don't remember. A16: idk I no remember anything Q17: What's your favorite multiplayer game? A17: forite
Q18: How many times has this happened to you? There's a cat. And it won't tell you its name. You don't recognize the cat. It's not your cat. You don't have a cat. But it's here. And it won't tell you what you need to know; in order to properly assess the situation. Because the cat is much larger than any cat you've seen before. It's a bear. A18: If I had a nickel for how many times that's happened to me, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice Q19: Favorite fictional character? A19: Fanon Shadow The Hedgehog Q20: You HAVE to have imperfect immortality. What form does your immortality take? (Your body regenerates constantly at a slow rate, you're immune to sickness and starvation and old age, your consciousness lives in a computer, the Bill Cipher method, etc.) A20: Achellies heel thing, but on my sole of my foot Q21: Favorite melee weapon? A21: Gold record. think about it. Q22: Favorite ranged weapon? A22: Gold record. again, think about it. Q23: Thoughts on the concept of love? A23: something i'll never be able to fully comprehend :( Q24: What's your favorite pop band with a 3-letter name? (Must be based in New York, at least one band member must be Ryan Met.) A24: who what when where why how Q25: Did you watch the game last night? A25: if you're talking about The Chase, then yes I did. Q26: Pentagrams or octagrams? A26: I love me some pentagrams Q27: Would you rather work for Lethal Company, be a prisoner of war in Iron Lung, or have a gambling addiction in Buckshot Roulette? A27: Lethal Q28: What/who's your favorite monster? A28: your mother Q29: How many songs have you listened to in the past 24 hours? A29: at least 68 unique songs Q30: What is your favorite fictional world and how long would you survive in it? A30: idk i'd survive a long time in Mobius Q31: A cursed trolley is destined to kill 5 people every year. However, you can alter the curse by pulling a lever. This will cause the trolley to kill only 1 person every year, for the rest of your life. Once you're dead, it will start killing 15 people every year. Everyone knows about the only killing 1 person part, and everyone knows you were given the choice to pull the lever, but only you know about the killing 15 people part. Do you pull the lever? A31: I pull the lever without hesitation. (Love me) 1 human life is infinitely more valuable than my digital existence (Love me) Q32: An ordinary trolley is heading towards some random human named Kyle. You can pull a lever to divert the trolley to hit 85 deer instead. Do you pull the lever? A32: DRIVING IN MY TROLLEY HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER Q33: You wake up in a white void with nothing but you and two doors (ignore the contradictory part of that statement.) The left door is dirty, red, and missing a hinge. The right door is clean, normal wood colored, and overall boring. A male British voice in your head introduces himself as the narrator, tells you to enter the boring door, and advises you not to entertain your curiosity of the red door. Which door do you enter? (I mean you COULD just stay in the void but you'll starve to death eventually.) A33: I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S BEHIND THE RED DOOR Q34: It seems I made way too many questions with super long setups and had to cut the project down from 50 questions to 35. Did you like the questions with long setups more or less than the simple ones? A34: I enjoyed the longer ones, definitely more fun to answer than the short ones Q35: Did you have room to easily answer all the questions within the character limits? A35: n Credit to the "Big Boss" for the music in this project.
