prologue: Cats have an argument, so the entire world floods. chapter one: We talk about being wet and then get wet. chapter two: Dead cats have a grudge against other dead cats. chapter three: Grumpy old cat is the cat everyone trusts to heal them. chapter four: Dead cats and undead cats coexist. chapter four and a half: Weird cats say very foreshadow-ey things. chapter five: The living cats make a deal with some other living cats and go to fight off some more living cats. chapter six: Grumpy old cat has a flashback to when she was a grumpy middle-aged cat and young precious baby was a smol young precious baby. chapter seven: Feisty-pants seems to have some PTSD about a tiny child named after a poker card. chapter eight: Some dead cats decide to have a fight with other dead cats. chapter nine: Four-eyed freak and loud cat have a talk, because four-eyed made a dumb mistake and has her in a sentimental value or whatnot. chapter ten: Young precious baby boi has a sixth sense. chapter eleven: Grumpy old cat's nephew is about to go run into water and drown, so she decides to drown instead. chapter twelve: Dead cats have an argument and they stumble upon another dead cat. chapter thirteen: Everybody hates everybody, except for weird little overenthusiastic kit, who everyone miraculously seems to like. chapter fourteen: *inserts Tiresias from EPIC here* I see a song of past romance! *wheels Tiresias away again* chapter fifteen: We learn that the poker child is a professional spy, and discover why that means feisty-pants has PTSD. (song is “No Longer You” from EPIC, because obviously :>)
