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ANDREW: Hey Zubes, can you pass the ketchup? ZUBIN: Have you guys ever tried natural ketchup? JOE: Natural Ketchup? ZUBIN: Yeah, it tastes like regular ketchup except there’s no high fructose corn syrup in it. It’s more… natural. ROB: Hmmm… does it taste better? ZUBIN: Uh, I like it more, but I guess it’s an acquired taste. Regular ketchup tastes kinda… sugary to me now. ROB: Hmmm. JOE: Hmmm. ANDREW: Yeah. ROSS: Hm. ROSS: …. Is it still red? ZUBIN: Reddish-brown. Little darker than Heinz. JOE: Can you… can you put it on french fries? ZUBIN: I use it like regular ketchup. ROB: Can you get it at a normal grocery store? ZUBIN: I think so, yeah. ANDREW: Hey Zubes, it is… a place? ZUBIN: …No? ROSS: Is it expensive? ZUBIN: Uh, regular priced. JOE: Is it… pulpy? ZUBIN: No. ROB: Does it need to be refrigerated? ZUBIN: It’s up to you. ROSS: It’s soupy, right? ZUBIN: No. ANDREW: Do you eat it every day? ZUBIN: You could. ROB: Does it smell good? ZUBIN: Yeah. ANDREW: Is it edible? ZUBIN: …Yes. JOE: Is it… smaller than a bread box? ZUBIN: Um, I guess it would depend on the type of- JOE: Yes or no?? ZUBIN: Uhhh Yes. ROSS: Is it all natural? ZUBIN: Yes! ROB: Is it a condiment? ZUBIN: Yes! JOE: Is it mustard? ZUBIN: No, eighteen! ROSS: Is it an organic relish?? ZUBIN: No! Nineteen! ROB: IS IT NATURAL KETCHUP?? ZUBIN: YEAHH!!
