Slide 1: "hello fellow simians, first up, we are apparently the LEAST hated nation in this rp, but what's new, haha fourth wall break" Slide 2: "and second up, the jungle has grown at an AMAZING rate, (really it's marvelous), it is currently at stage 5 of its total growth" Slide 3: "and my FAVORITE news, we have defended our land from the cultists, and oh. We dont have a picture for this one? alright fine. we'll keep it green if Colorblue will keep being lazy. ANYHOO, we have eliminated all of the present cultists and assigned snipers to the portals until they close back up. That's all folks!"
