Introducing, a new Measurement system (to annoy Afro Eurasians/Inhabiters of the Americas/Inhabiters of Unclaimed Territory/Inhabiters of Old Zealand/Inhabiters of Island States, discluding citizens of the us.) One unit is the distance light travels in 75 nanoseconds, or 885.2139504 inches, or 73.7678292 feet, or 22.48443434016 meters, moved 1 place down , getting 22.48 centimeters, 88.52139504 inches, or 7.37678292 feet, now, to further annoy Europeans, to do up and down places, it interchangeably goes between times 12, and times 3, Or divided by 12 and 3. The unit -1 is 7.3767 inches or 0.18737 Meters, 1 is 26 meters, 88 feet, or 1062 inches. The standard measurement is -3, 0.8 inches, or 0.06 centimeters. For those who didn't want to read how it is calculated, 1. A unit is 0.8 inches. 2. To go up, multiply by 12 every other time you go up, and 3 when not 12. 3. To go down, follow rule 2 but divide. 4. Naming follows a modified metric/imperial set, for forwards, inches, feet, yards, miles, and metric for backwards, Centimeters, Millimeters, Decimeters, etc. Ask any questions in comments, I am aware how horribly I explained this.
