QWOP (e/i)
Lyrics: Come in, come in! There’s enough to go around Just hold your light close, don’t let it go It’s a long way ‘round Designed in 1884, it’s full of little treats But, of course, I took some liberties That I’d love for you to see I must say, it’s always so nice To have someone so organic stop by With such red blood and such thick fins That’d fry so well, it’d be delicious- i-i-I think we’re getting off track You just keep pulling me away We’ve got a whole other floor to explore I think you’ll wanna stay Ooh Chikki-chikki-cha, chikki-chikki-cha Chikki-chikki-cha, chikki-chikki-cha Chikki-chikki-cha, chikki-chikki-cha I must say, it’s always so nice To have company with such an open mind And such a thin skull And such a fat tail That’d divvy up so well, it could— It could feed a village Ha ha ha ha! . . . Thank you, God, for the food It’s always so hard to want the cut I want - But then the whole meal shows up! I suggest you take a minute to think about your choices I don’t want my dinner to vent, ha ha ha! Literals aside, you've been nice today You've secured your place to feed the faint Where each annual drought is enough to kill a man But each annual drought is a chance to uncover a willing soul, like you A willing soul, like you A willing soul like you Always go great in my stews!
