RNG Value should be set to RNG Uses * RNG Value, even though it is already set to 1. Is this Firefox being Firefox and not Chromium (which it probably isn't), or is it my script being bad? What? Remix if you know what's going on. UPDATE DECEMBER 29: And it skyrocketed so much it's now infinity. LUL. Hold D when starting the project to start it in debug mode.
Credits to whoever can fix this.