space: marcus/parry (takes atleast 1.5 accel) arrow keys/wasd: movement v/u: blink your LEFT eye b/i: blink your RIGHT eye look in the goide for how to deal with shibbies, what modes are, and all the references in the game
a timewaster started from a test by topbox76 future: more shibbies, music, custom mode (might be a seperate project) updates: 9/11 - minor bug fix (might become bug FIXES if i can find and fix more) 2/9 - added a new button that switches between WASD and arrow keys for those that wanted WASD support, hopefully will work on custom mode soon 1/20/26 - happy new year! FINALLY added a result screen based on dead meat (you can learn more in the goide), check it out before hitting the green flag again 10/30 - indicator for where the opening to wayne's attack is, retrorobbers slow down when you're hit, some missed reference pages, gomer eye floater 10/29 - new wayne shibby, two new mode-specific shibbies, revamped brookie to be mode-specific, new title screens, LIFE SYSTEM (FINALLY) 10/28 - title revamp, new goide (guide), new mode (shoebench), new conan shibby, new sun death, retro shibby variants (only available in shoebench mode) 10/25 - fixed how retrorobbers spawn, but they are now more frequent than before 10/23 - new nubby shibby, stylistic choices, mode selection, title screen, more retrorobber variants 10/22 (release) - retrorobbers and brookie everything under here is tags #weit #what #even #is #this #topbox76
