press the gambling button to gamble your money get loans from the loan company. (remember to pay them off) If there are bugs.... idk call the exterminator \/ \/ \/ \/ If you don't know about blackjack, here are the rules - Try to get as close to 21 as possible without going over - Hit to get another card - Stand when you think that you're close enough - Then the dealer does the same stuff - Whoever is closer to 21 wins and gets the pot Organs when sold do these things Brain - everything moves around Eyes - the screen gets darker and the dealer's hand is hidden Heart - press O to pump blood through your body Lungs - press B to breathe Stomach - use the arrow keys to move the dookie in the bowel movement minigame Pancreas - you can't earn more than 2000 dollars at a time Liver - you die in 40 rounds Kidneys - press X to pass a kidney stone Bladder - hold R to pee Dih - nothing happens Skin - you only get half of the dealer's money when you win Hand - you can't hit The interest rate is 33%
Will this get me banned? It's just gambling Thanks to all my friends for giving me devious ideas. UPDATES Loan update - Added loan sharks that force you to play russian roulette - loans must be paid in 10 rounds - cannot bet or loan negative money - back-to-back wins give higher rewards. - cannot hit until the round starts Indecent update - you can now sell your clothes - bug fixes Organ update - your organs can now be sold - the bank cements you if you bet negative money -bug fixes Insanity update - added the insanity meter - losing makes your insanity go up. - you can sell the wife and kids and more but you go more insane - if your insanity reaches 100, you die - you can drink beer - different beers do different things - if you drink 10 beers, you die - bug fixes Laxative update - made the bowel movement minigame easier - bug fixes
