This is the first of II stories that will be in my “Fun Grifftopia RPG Story Writing” series! I’m writing these as they would most likely not be programmed in the game BUT is in the lore! We gotta let everyone catch up y’know :3 - Doge Days - It was, a lazy Sunday afternoon. This day was simply an ordinary day - no significant events seemed to go down today. It was rainy, everyone was doing their daily tasks and activities, the occasional spam attack… On days like these, shopkeepers set up and bargain with us and others! Polandball, was one of them. Polandball, whilst not selling gear too impressive, makes up for it as he considers himself the jack-of-all-trades. He can fight, run a shop and go to school all in the same day! Polandball loves ALL things Poland, stars, and jokes. One thing is certain though, he REALLY likes Doges. He is even named after them! Today, Polandball had sold many items, as he had put up a sale. Of course, he needed a break down at the Diner. “POLANDBALL CAN INTO DINER!!” But, who would guard and keep charge of his shop while he’s gone? When in doubt, trust Doge! Doges are known for their excellent communication skills - for a pet, at least. “Sup gng. Back for a break?” “Yes” “Here’s the soup gng” Kast said. “Have you ever considered having a weapon of your own?” “Not yet, at least!” “Here’s an old gun. I call it, the Sup Gun. 0.5.” “K” As he ate the Soup Gng - an alarm on his phone goes off. As he heads back to his shop, he is saddened after seeing most of his money and prized objects gone: swords, shields, dog.. “DOGE!!!!” The dog, who ran away, into the forest, was being hunted down by the culprit. They barely escaped, however they had met a dead end.. Polandball rushed as quickly as he could to the forest, only to find Doge, cowered into a corner. As a warrior, he is angered by many things, but if you DARE try doing something to his Doge, he’ll be EVEN MORE angered! Doge armed himself, until suddenly, the culprit slashed him near his eye. “Why would you go all this way for a SIMPLE. ANIMAL?” “Because…” “TELL ME!!” “Because yes.” Doge said, as he picked up an old gun he had been wielding this entire time, and shot the culprit. He stood back up and dealt many blows with a switchblade which made the enemy run away… But, Doge is incredibly athletic (after all those tricks and games he had played with Polandball) and Doge quickly caught up and bit them, then carried them to the Police Station. “I’m..” “…” “proud of you..” Polandball would pass out. It seemed as if he would be left in the forest. Doge, had not forgotten about Polandball, but he is unable to do much at this point, because Doge is but - well, a doge. But, who else could help him? Doge headed back to the shop, where he could see someone, who shares many similarities to Polandball, weeping. “POLANDBALL!! DOGE!!! THESE. DARN. CRIMINALS!!!!” “D.. Doge??” Doge told them everything, and, using a portrait of Doge alongside a ribbon from a sword hilt, they created a D.I.Y. eyepatch! It wasn’t the best, but hey! A defeated Polandball is injured out there! Back at the forest, Doge seemed too far gone. His body is in horrible condition. There was nothing that could help him.. When Doge, alongside someone, nearly the same height, same body shape- had spotted, well, found him. “POLANDBALL!!!” “F…Female.. Polandball..?” “D.. Doge?” They quickly put the eyepatch on him, but then, he passed out again. They then take him to the hospital and have a conversation about what happened. “My Griff.. Those thieves hurt my POLANDBALL!!” “…I dunno who they are, but I am coming for them. They will not have a day where they feel safe.” said Female Polandball. “…” “But don’t make me think i’m getting ya free soup for this!” “Ah. Forget it. Free Soup Gng.” “Thank you, you two.” said Polandball.
