Apologies for posting this one in so many parts. oh yeah and if you're wondering where i've been, if im being honest i just haven't been as active in the lemon demon fandom anymore. i'll probably go crazy whenever he releases his next album in the next 12 years though From "Nature Tapes" (2014)
Jaws, the shark! Lurking in the dark! Of the depths of sea, one day on a lark, Decides to get rowdy! Get real violent! Takes a vay-cay up to Amity Island! Sunshine, Lotion fun in sun! Blood in the ocean, everybody run! 'Cause it's crazy how few cares this shark gives! He'll eat naked ladies, he'll eat little kids! Oh, no! But the one thing keeping the community safe Is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss. Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come, He just wants everyone to be his 'chum', get it?, get it? The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die, He doesn't want to spoil the fourth of July. He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for swim!" But holy moly here comes that fin! Singing, Jaws is here, Here is Jaws, (He is a shark without a cause) He was in a movie you should watch it it's called Jaws! Jaws is here, Here is Jaws (He is a shark who fights the law) He was in a movie that everyone saw! Long story short, the beach gets closed The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah, this blows" Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head! But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead! It was Jaws' little brother! Now he's pissed! The mayor just shot to the top of his list! He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night, And he eats that loser in a single bite! Golly. Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge. He knows the real killer is still at large! So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision. They're going on a mission They're gonna go fishin'! (For Jaws) A man named Quint lets them use his boat, On the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat! 'Cause he was a sailor back in World War II! And Jaws ate his entire crew, woah! Jaws is here, Here is Jaws, (He is a shark without a cause) He was in a movie, a movie called Jaws! Jaws is here, Here is Jaws, (He is a shark who fights the law) He was in a movie that everyone saw! They're out on the sea, they wait all night. Where could Jaws be? He's no where in sight. Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage, And Jaws shows up in a full on rage! He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder While Dreyfuss's makes his wetsuit wetter He hides behind a rock like cowardly wuss And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick Brody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat" So they go home and get a bigger boat The biggest boat that's ever sailed Gonna kick Jaws' butt or I guess his tail, yeah his tail But, oh, my god! Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit! Right in half like a kit-kat bar! Up in the sky there's a shooting star! (That's Quint up in heaven, he's a star now.) Brody's angry, he's all like, "Damn it!" He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket! Jaws' last words are, "Woah, respect." Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah! Jaws is dead, Long live Jaws, (He was a shark without a cause) He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws! Jaws is dead, Long live Jaws, (He was a shark who fought the law) He was in a movie that everyone saw! (He was in a movie that everyone saw) He was in a movie that everyone saw! Jaws is dead, Long live Jaws, (He was a shark without a cause) He was in a movie!, called Jaws! (Jaws is dead) At the Academy Awards, (Long live Jaws) He was robbed! (He was a shark without a cause) Sharks exist in real life, woah!!! (He was in a movie that everyone saw) Jaws is dead, Long live jaws...
