heres a really detailed list on how to drink water for no reason: 1. wake up (in your bed). 2. sit up (still in your bed). 3. remove your blanket. 4. sit on the edge of your bed. 5. get off your bed. 6. turn back around to face the bed. 7. fluff your pillow. 8. reorganize the blanket. 8. turn back around. 9. put your slippers on (if you already know how skip to step 13). 10. face your slippers. 11. put your left foot in. 12. put your right foot in. 13. you now know how to put slippers on, congratulate yourself for learning how to do so. 14. walk out of your room. 15. turn off your light. 16. close the door (that ig was already open). 17. walk down the hallway. 18. go into the living room. 19. sit on the couch. 20. think of what you want to do. 21. decide you should drink water. 22. walk to the kitchen. 23. go to the sink. 24. turn on the tap. 25. think tap water is disgusting. 26. turn off the tap. 26. walk to the fridge (if you already know how to open a fridge skip to step 29). 27. put both hands on the handle of the fridge. 28. pull. 29. you now know how to open a fridge, congratulate yourself. 30. look through the fridge. 31. you find nothing in the fridge. 32. you walk back into the living room. 33. you walk down the stairs. 34. you open the door that leads into the garage. 35. you walk to your car (skip to step 38 if you know how to open a car door). 36. put one hand on the handle. 37. pull. 38. realize you forgot your keys. 39. walk to your keys. 40. grab keys. 41. go back to your car. 41. unlock car and then follow steps 36 & 37 again and then go to step 42. 42. get into the car. 43. sit in the seat. 44. grab keys again. 45. put in keys. 46. turn key (skip to step 54 if you know how to drive). 47. Place your foot on the brake and start the engine. 48. Release the handbrake and put the car into gear. 49. Lift your foot off the brake as you press on the gas. 50. Slowly press down on the gas to accelerate smoothly. 51. Make sure to always keep both hands on the steering wheel. 52. Maintain a safe distance from the car in front of you. 53. Always use your turn signals when turning or changing lanes. 54. now that you know how to drive open the garage and go to the store. 55. park in the parking lot. 56. open the car door. 57. get out the car. 58. shut the car door. 59. walk to the store. 60. open the doors. 61. enter the store. 62. look for water (skip to step 65 if you know where water is). 63. look in the water area. 64. find water. 65. pick up water. 66. go to the exit of the store. 67. open doors. 68. exit store. 69. walk to car. 70. open car door. 71. get in car. 72. shut car door. 73. drive home. 74. park in your driveway. 75. open car door. 76. get out car. 77. shut car door. 78. walk to garage. 79. open garage. 80. walk in garage. 81. shut garage door. 82. open garage door (the one leading into your house). 83. walk back inside your house. 84. walk upstairs. 85. walk into living room. 86. walk into kitchen. 87. realize you forgot to shut your fridge. 88. shut fridge. 89. walk to table. 90. pull out a chair. 91. sit in chair. 92. put the water on the table. 93. realize you forgot a cup but your too lazy to get up and get one so you just decide to use the bottle. 94. pick up bottle. 95. unscrew cap. 96. hold next to your mouth. 97. tilt bottle a bit more towards your mouth. 98. take a little itty bity sip. 99. decide to just drink water normally. 100. congratulate yourself for drinking water.
womp womp there's nothing down here
