It's the first in a long line of great speeches by Humbert the Tomato, the *new* Scratch Mascot! Reporter - So, Mr Tomato, what do you plan to do as mascot? Humbert - [coughs] Reporter - Fascinating! [whispers to person standing next to her] What's he saying? Person Standing Next To Reporter - I don't know. Reporter - Oookaaay. [normal voice] Humbert, how would you feel if the Scratch Team came and made you Mascot right now? Humbert - [coughs] Reporter - Um, that's great! I would too. [Humbert turns to the crowd] Humbert - [coughs loudly] Crowd - [cheers]
