ScratchCat, meet Humbert, your new replacement ScratchCat - Oh joy! A replacement! I can finally quit this job and open my own chain restaurant! Humbert - Huh? Is there something wrong with being a Scratchwide celebrity? [ScratchCat looks worried] ScratchCat - Oh no.....nothing wrong. Humbert - So, uh... why are you blue? ScratchCat - Oh! Well, I was always blue, but during my teen years I thought it would be cool to be orange, so I dyed my fur orange.
