Featured Excuse: “My dog hacked my leg.” and "The number 3 demolished the number 3." Added a cleaner excuses generated thang and new BG. Also new music!!!!11111!!111!!!1!! And a ton more excuses. I also deleted the middle "Materialized" option because it makes no sense. There is also a 1 in 10,000,000,000,000,000 chance of a secret appearing...
