The Metro Clusterphone was a phone that the Metro Technologies Corporation made in 2017, but this is too short. Lemme tell you how it got to this fame. So, the phone was originally going to be released in september of 2014, but when the team had a voluntary recall on the third 2014 prototype, problems on the cheapest and most rushed model and found SO MANY technological failures and problems, they delayed it to FREAKING 2017 to fix ALL of these failures. It was a WHOPPING SUCCESS to every person, ranging to middle-class people, to MILLIONARES, because the stronger phones, that were more worked on costed for FLD$ 680 (FLD$ = Feldsparian Sleets), which is pretty cheap. TechysiteFeldsparia.com.fld saw it as a GREAT phone. It has a good and fast processor, a 144hz screen and the battery lasted 20 HOURS! It was rated 4,8 stars. The wallpaper was designed by one of the employee's son, who is an iPad Kid in the No-Tantrum intelligent Type. Some may think the phone is bad, but they're just crazy......Or are they? They said the phone freezed after the setup and that it also overheated, but the reality is that they bought the weakest model, CLP-77649 which costed for FL$ 350, and ONLY this model was first fabricated in 2016, so they were in a rush to make that model. So, they discontinued the CLP-77649 model 4 months later, because of the model's problems. The company told them to DESTROY ALL OF THE EVIDENCE of that model. Destruction videos, live tv show including that crappy model being destroyed and EVEN PEOPLE INVOKING GOD ON IT were EVERYWHERE in 2017. People were LAUGHING A LOT, and bought the cheapest model JUST TO DESTROY IT. What a waste of money, isn't it? A good one. The other models had these problems 200x less frequently and had reached stardom 1 year after it was released. It defeated SO MANY COMPETITORS that it was the MOST SELLED PHONE OF ALL TIME, with 27,589,754 copies as of 2020, 64,367,281 copies as of 2021, and 384, 589, 496 (and more in the future, DUH!) copies as of now. 5tan made a troll saying that the phone was a "stupid decision" and that the phone is "the worst of them all", but 5tan was FINALLY DEFEATED by the phone's fans and METRO THEMSELVES in that moment. I guess 5tan isn't strong enough to defeat Metro and the fans of this phone, huh? The phone had 600 GB, and in 2019, it was considered to be "The Perfect Phone For Gamers." In 2020, it actually got the "TPPFG." award. The Feldsparian Government built a SUPERCOMPUTER with 2,495,563 of the phone. Needless to say, it worked! It actually ran a computer operating system, and of course, bad apple and doom on it! The perfect phone for EVERYONE! Everybody loves it! Praise the Clusterphone! Its future is still bright!.......or who knows? Will it be bright? Or will it be chaotic? If the Clusterphone 2 gets released, will its fame be OVER? Is it a fraud? Is Metro the fraud? Is this phone's fame stupid? Is Metro doing this for money? Can it become sentient and end the MULTIVERSE one day? Does this phone's stronger models SUCK? Is Metro spying on us? Is this phone secretly GOD? Can it warp and break reality? Is Metro part of the Illuminati? Do they sell our data to the government and then, to the Illuminati? Are tech stores, channels and websites lying to you? Is it bait? Is it a ripoff? Do they sell polluted water? Is it ACTUALLY the best phone? Does it exist? Why did they use a kid to make wallpapers for a phone? Does it run Black Ops VI? Does this phone do this? Does this phone do that? Is this phone this? Is this phone that? Ahh, *hyperventilating* so MANY questions, im gonna explode! Huff....puff...Please, stop with the questions!!!!! but NO, Metro is NOT part of the Illuminati, NO, it's not bait, blah blah blah...JESUS SHUT UP!!! Also, the model that's showing on screen is a recent model!
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